My Bok Rant by @Jackey_101

So I'm like 100% sure that I am not the only South African that is having a total bitch rant about the Boks game against the all blacks this past weekend!  Like honestly you would think Hyneke Meyer, being the 'awesome' coach he seems to think he is (if thinking is possible for Meyer!), would realise when his game plan isn't working!  But no being a man he has to try and prove that he knows what he's doing!

Is this Hyneke's thinking face?

Well, clearly he didn't! Leaving Morne Steyn on the field after half time is probably one of the stupidest things he has done thus far!  The man was missing kicks! Loosing us points! Really you didn't maybe think it was time to loose Steyn so we wouldn't loose the game!  Well clearly not!

Eventually, Meyer did take Steyn off and bring on Goosen (whose 20 and after having been off with an injury for the pass 3 months, did a much better job than Morne.) Unfortunately, he was bought on too late to make any significant difference in the game! 

I just wanna hug him and tell him it's all gonna be better....sigh

Then, poor Lambie (Pat Lambie)! He only played 5 minutes at the end of the game! (Really if you not gonna use him send him home). He would do a much better job helping the Sharks win the Curry Cup than acting as water boy to the Boks! 

Another let down in the game was Greyling!  ONG! (our term for horror - Oh No Guys,) He was on for a few minutes but managed to give away penalties, get a yellow card and loose our bonus loosing point!! WTF!   What was he thinking elbowing someone in the face!  Well, clearly he's one of the few players that can't think! (Taking after the coach perhaps?).

Well, he's now suspended for 2 weeks! Way to go, Greyling! What exactly where you hoping to achieve?

The face that broke our hearts #RoastMorne

So a disappointing Bok weekend was had by the South Africans!  Even having an opportunity to watch all those gorgeous men run around the field would not make up for the loss of the game!  I wish Meyer would realize that it’s the Boks, not just a Blue Bulls team! Hello pick the best from every team in South Africa, clearly the Bulls are crap...

So after the game, everyone on twitter jumped onto the band wagon and joined in on the #RoastMorne trend!  I must say after the game this did give me a bit of comic relief!  Best Morne roast I heard "BreakingNews:  reports claim that after the game Morne tried to kick the wall in frustration, but he missed!"

Lucky for us Durbanites the Sharks came out and made our night with a win!  I have to say watching Keegan and the guys (everyone knows the sharks are the best looking players!) sliding around on a soaked field almost made me forget how angry I was with Hyneke and Steyn! 

Almost guys, but not quite!

Comment and leave your best #RoastMorne jokes!  Just add quirky little captions to the pic of Morne and Meyer!